woah man tornado wornado in effect
DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING
we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!
i swear to god
Once burned, twice shy
Too much of your light made me blind,
I’d wait all night
But you left one too many times
I wanna change my orbit
Don’t care what you do now
I wanna live in darkness
Don’t wanna be spun around
When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
Out of all the people in my past, I don’t miss many, but I miss her sometimes. And when I do it hits harder than bricks.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:
and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.
So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped
and that was my first gay experience
someone asked me to repost this.