deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

nathanielgregory:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

woah man tornado wornado in effect

DID I SERIOUSLY SAY FRICKIN TORNADO WARNADO OH MY GOD I MEANT WARNING

we have the possibility of a tornado-wornado, so please keep all your doorsie-woorsies locked, and make sure close your windows. We don’t want your housie-wouse to be blown away now do we!!

i swear to god

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Once burned, twice shy
Too much of your light made me blind,
I’d wait all night
But you left one too many times
I wanna change my orbit
Don’t care what you do now
I wanna live in darkness
Don’t wanna be spun around

Oh Land - Sun of a Gun (via knhyesplease)
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nothing-but-a-hiddlesbatch-thang:

When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend

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Nailed it.

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Out of all the people in my past, I don’t miss many, but I miss her sometimes. And when I do it hits harder than bricks.

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starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

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